The whole point of the Nintendo Switch is that it is slim and portable. It’s easy to carry and easy to pick up and play. But since we’ve probably been screaming for a Switch Pro since the OG Switch came out, it’s fun to imagine what it might look like.
May we introduce you: THICK SWITCH.
It’s like Switches’ CRT TV, no doubt packed with chips and batteries and all the good things that would make the Thick Switch run 4K video games at 120 FPS. Everyone wants that, right? Imagine playing that big boi in bed. You’d crush your legs. It would be worth it.
Unfortunately – or luckily if you’re hungry – this thick switch is actually a cake. It’s an incredibly impressive cake, however, with tiny fondant control pins and Zelda: Breath of the Wild on the screen (and note that the bezels are paper thin compared to the Nintendo Switch’s rimmed screen). This cake has capability (and lots of fondant), and while it’s not a playable thick switch, it’s still a cake worth celebrating.
The cake was baked by the mother of young Eli, who has just turned ten (Congratulations on your belated birthday, Eli!), Who probably loves all the same things as we do: Nintendo, Zelda and electronics eater.
Do you think this is what a Switch Pro could look like? Or do you prefer Long Switch and / or Wide Switch? Let us know in the comments!